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Comedy from the plays: Mercutio, Jaques, Viola, Helena, Eliza, Smirnov. The situation explained, the text in full, the scene around it ready to rehearse.

Romeo and Juliet · William Shakespeare

Mercutio: the Queen Mab speech

O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you. She is the fairies’ midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate-stone On the fore-finger of an…

Mercutio · 327 words · 3 min spoken

As You Like It · William Shakespeare

Jaques: "All the world’s a stage"

All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts, His…

Jaques · 211 words · 2 min spoken

Twelfth Night · William Shakespeare

Viola: "I left no ring with her"

I left no ring with her; what means this lady? Fortune forbid my outside have not charm’d her! She made good view of me, indeed, so much, That methought her…

Viola · 207 words · 2 min spoken

A Midsummer Night's Dream · William Shakespeare

Helena: "How happy some o’er other some can be!"

How happy some o’er other some can be! Through Athens I am thought as fair as she. But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so; He will not know what all but he…

Helena · 208 words · 2 min spoken

A Midsummer Night's Dream · William Shakespeare

Puck: "If we shadows have offended"

If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme,…

Puck · 94 words · 1 min spoken

The Taming of the Shrew · William Shakespeare

Katherina: "Fie, fie! unknit that threatening unkind brow"

Fie, fie! unknit that threatening unkind brow, And dart not scornful glances from those eyes To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor: It blots thy beauty as…

Katherina · 364 words · 3 min spoken

Twelfth Night · William Shakespeare

Orsino: "If music be the food of love, play on"

If music be the food of love, play on, Give me excess of it; that, surfeiting, The appetite may sicken and so die. That strain again, it had a dying fall; O,…

Orsino · 114 words · 1 min spoken

Pygmalion · George Bernard Shaw

Eliza: the gin speech

Not a bit. It never did him no harm what I could see. But then he did not keep it up regular. [Cheerfully] On the burst, as you might say, from time to time.…

Eliza · 150 words · 1 min spoken

The Bear · Anton Chekhov, translated by Julius West

Smirnov on women

[Teasing her] Silly and rude! I don’t know how to behave before women! Madam, in my time I’ve seen more women than you’ve seen sparrows! Three times I’ve…

Smirnov · 400 words · 3 min spoken

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